Last night on ‘Charlamagne And Friends,’ Pete Davidson said he’d have sex with his mom: http://on.mtv.com/N7GEH2
Pete Davidson On Jimmy Kimmel Live
New SNL featured player seems mighty promising!
I just got out of my first relationship. I’m very happy. I am. ‘Cause she wanted to get married, and I was like, “No, I have acne. We can’t.” I’m still in between acne creams right now. I can’t even commit to an acne cream.
OK BUT LOOK AT THIS. TWITTER AND THE INTERNET AND THE CRITICS ALL BLEW UP FOR THIS GUY. BUT THEN AT THE END, THE ENTIRE CAST POINTS HIM OUT AND EVEN CHRIS PRATT PULLS HIM IN BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO FUCKING STOLE THE SHOW.
Pete Davidson, from the moment his first appearance was over, everyone began saying he was going to join the greats like Sandler, Samberg, Fey, Poehler, etc. and I don’t fucking disagree in the slightest.
People’ll be like “Well, Pete, you must be gay.” And I’m like “No, I’m a businessman. Okay?” Look, if you’re gay, it’s fine. Me and my friends are just trying to make money.
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